coronafomo

a dark depression that takes over as you sit on your ass all day long during the Coronavirus pandemic. You catch FOMO instead of Coronavirus.

Yeah man i’m getting real fuckin tired of this coronafomo

by 007mcfuck March 18, 2020

Corona-Jowling

The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.

Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling

by My Corona March 18, 2020

Corona Angel

Someone who takes care of elderly or fragile people they know during the corona virus outbreak.

My wife called our elderly neighbors today and asked if they needed anything from the store.
She's a true Corona Angel.

by Jimmapp March 18, 2020

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020

Coronadead

People engaging in foolhardy behavior putting themselves and others at risk of infection from coronavirus.

All this spring breakers at the beach are so frustrating - they are coronadead to me.

by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020

Corona party

Social gathering in the times of the pandemic. Usually takes places at the nearest park. Attendees include: Covidiots, denialists and supporters of Cheeto face.

Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.

“Yo! I haven’t seen Donald in a long time. Last time he texted me was 14 days ago. He was going with Melania to a Corona party. Oh fcuk!”

“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.

by HdaOG March 22, 2020

Coronacation

School is off because of corona AND ITS SO FUCKING BORING!!!!!!!!!

Coronacation is the worst

by just-a-person-lol March 22, 2020