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COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!
"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"
by Eleanor April 10, 2005
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
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Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

www.girlscoutcookies.org
"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
by tinjuchic February 5, 2010
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wolf cookies

Man, Raymond rolled up on me and started selling wolf cookies and I was about to break my foot off in his ass!
by KDaddy923 September 14, 2006
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soft cookie

a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.
You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.

Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.

Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.
by Gorby February 11, 2005
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Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"
What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.
by JFreshReed February 6, 2010
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Cookie Monster

the blue muppet from sesame street
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
mmm im hungry i want to go cookie monster style and gobble cookies
by Kregg October 18, 2003
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