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Neo-ConCain

In the year 2011: President Neo-ConCain expressed sympathy for the victims of the nuclear bombing of Anytown, USA yesterday. He said "We need to keep our solders fighting for <s>a strong Patriot Act and an even greater National ID</s> Freedom!"
by DAMurphy February 10, 2008
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pediatric cocaine

a term growing popular in the medical world.

the Drug Ritalin, in the long run is shown to have some parallel effects as rock cocaine when ingested or crushed/snorted.

a.k.a. Ritalin.

a great way to fuck up your kid. used in schools as a control drug, it isolates the part of the brain that controls how much energy you regulate. when ingested, it works as a rather VERY effective downer, then has all the effects of the street drug, Speed, after about 8 hours. after the period of the drug's potency, the effect wears off, and your child will act like a nitrous'd car: nearly impossible to restrain.

the best way to deal with ADD/ADHD is just to cope with it. accept the fact that your child is different.

people who believe this helps their kids need to be shot or lynched.
a better and similar definition for pediatric cocaine is under speed
by druggedasakid1991 June 10, 2010
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cocaine and waffles

1.when something in all ways does not belong with each other.

2.something random.
1. that couple is cocaine and waffles, bitch.

2.

person 1: PUPPIES!
person 2: dude, that was cocaine and waffles.
by lady rawrness September 19, 2009
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Cocanus

The effect of living on nothing but cocaine on your body resulting in a raw, red, bleeding, asshole.
Allison: "Ive eaten nothing but cocaine for two days and I haven't slept yet! I'm gonna have the most intense cocanus tomorrow, ehh?!"
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 31, 2008
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Cocaine Fetish

Whats up bro , you in love i see, yea bro i gotta cocaine fetish you already kno.
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Comcasted

Person 1 "I tried to correct an billing error with comcast. They contacted my work and got me fire."

Person 2 "You just got Comcasted"
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Cocainal

Shoving as much cocaine up someone else's ass then sticking a straw up their anus and snorting out all the cocaine
Oh man I gave Sheniqua some great cocainal last night we got so fucking high, it was great
by BUBUBUBU August 27, 2015
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