computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003

compuzeeland

A computer store in Heinkenszand, The Netherlands

I went to CompuZeeland because of it's great service

by MahRain August 4, 2005

Computerous

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003

Communal Bong

A Bong with multiple tubes coming out of it for several (users), see tokers

Man, me and my homies hit that communal bong all night

by The Gunslinger July 14, 2004

computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004