Closet Fascist

Closet Fascist- Someone who claims to be a republican, but when that person speaks he/she resembles Hitler.

Joe Wurzelbacher-"To be honest with you, I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war . I liked back in World War I and World War II, when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them," this means Joe Wurzelbacher is a "Closet Fascist"

by Ken Bluth March 11, 2009

Closet Communist

1.) A very derisive term for a Democrat that would otherwise be described as a "Bleeding Heart Liberal."

2.) Someone who is entirely too left-wing for their own good.

'Joe is so in love with Barack Obama's policies that he may as well be a Closet Communist..."

by msbae June 30, 2012

closet case

1) A homosexual that denies or hides being gay.

2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.

Look at Jimmy, all those highlights in his hair...dancing around like a fairy. He is such a closet case.

Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?

by Fujiforker March 9, 2008

closet ho

A girl who is portrayed to be innocent, untouched, quiet, and/or shy but is secretly crazy, adventurous, and sometimes promiscuous, specifically when around the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on the girl's preference).

That quiet girl in our math class is actually a closet ho outside of school, despite her seemingly innocent and naive appearance.

by sarcasticandsweet January 25, 2011

Closet

Closet (noun)

A cudical enclosed area. The perfect place to hide young children in.

I Mr.Kent hide children my closet.

by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 20, 2017

closed triangle

A sexual relationship involving three partners, all of whom have sexual contacts with each other. C.f. an open triangle, in which two of the members do NOT have sexual relations with each other.

An obvious attribute of a closed triangle is that at least two of the members must be bisexual or homosexual.

A common sexual fantasy for both men and women is the "closed triangle"; it's appeared as a theme in several novels, including Ernest Hemingway's _The Garden of Eden_. As a literary theme, however, it nearly always ends sadly, perhaps because even in their fantasies writers are bound by plausible expectations.

by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010

closeting

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010