claustra

Claustra is a word to describe an uncertain and overwhelming state of anxst. Also known as the precursor to an emotional breakdown or panic attack.

I am claustra, I need to leave now.

by Sandra kimock November 25, 2018

Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,

or

"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"

by Joy Cuddles September 16, 2008

placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.

Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?

by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008

Noah Claus

He makes me sad because he flagged the original definition :(

Noah Claus is mean

by Bohn Jraun March 4, 2022

Cluster Fudge

It's the leet version of Cluster Fuck. You can say this word without feeling gay. Inveted by the memebers of TAC-D

The mall on the weekend is one big cluster fudge

by Stanky Murphy January 23, 2005

chausty

a word used mainly in biking and skiiing. used to describe something that was particularly stylish

Dude that one foot flatty was so chausty

by t-demps April 26, 2008

cluster fuck

a chocolate bar full of peanuts and fuck

Mike loves cluster fucks.

by William Snell January 5, 2008