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Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.
Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.
by Peskay February 24, 2022
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Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022
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Holy Christ Day

another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009
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Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018
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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
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Christ

The question was "How do you reconcile YOUR conceptualization of christ with the orthodox view of christ?" And then he (Still-Dr. but soon to be Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson goes on this long-winded slew of his own talking points... Concluding that HIS conceptualization of Christ is correct and that he can see how he's not correct... And then he avoids the question entirely because he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't believe the Jesus was the creator of the universe in human form.
Hym "And he avoids the question about christ because he's the single most dishonest, evasive weasel you will ever see in your life! That doesn't answer the question! Nothing you said answers the question that was asked. But they don't care. They just want someone with women 'credibility' to shovel souls into the furnace. And he's happy to do it! So, long as he gets to pretend to be a thing he is not (An authority in the mental health community which is WHY he's losing his license! Because he's using his credentials to try and set himself up as an authority in the mental health community and the board was like "Um... Hey, yeah, you're not an authority" and now he's all "Well, I just don't see why they're taking my license away!" And that's funny). But that's why he wants (so desperately) for me to give this up. I have to pretend to not be the thing that I am... So HE can continue to pretend to be a thing he is not..."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2024
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Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018
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