by #SoaRLAFD October 07, 2017
by kidmuto June 25, 2008
The type of guy that you like to hang out with but everytime your kids get near their underwear disappears
Dad I'm not going to uncles Jakes house all of his team member people gang bang me I think they are Child Molesters
by bigvirgingslayer69 January 04, 2019
A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s
The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.
by Psychology matters August 23, 2017
Where someone acts like they were born yesterday
Your such a yesterdays child..
by Lolitsme3748 May 17, 2019
A dab child is like a dad dab, they are MLG and wants to follow in the footsteps of their father. Others might want to dad on the dab child, but the dab dad is always there to protect them.
"My son is a dab child"
by platypus333 December 14, 2017
1. To shut someone up when they are right and mocking you.
2. What you use to tell someone to backoff and shut up when you are too tired to curse
2. What you use to tell someone to backoff and shut up when you are too tired to curse
by Heyioweyou November 12, 2018