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“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”
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Carson has no aura
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Get the Carsona mug.Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)
by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025
Get the Carson London mug.Carson is a walking, talking cautionary tale usually found in a cloud of exhaust and burning motor oil, clutching the steering wheel of a 1998 Chevy Silverado that’s 60% rust, 30% Bondo, and 10% active fire hazard.
Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”
Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.
Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”
Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”
Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.
Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”
by Blaze McRustbucket December 11, 2025
Get the Carson mug.The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.
So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.
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