Dusty the Cat

Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.

Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.

For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.

P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.

by Bar Low February 16, 2009

scamdy-cat

An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.

For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerian hacker has cleaned out her account.

by Scamdy-cat November 19, 2016

cat mafia

Cat Mafia is the name for one of the most notorious hacking groups. Their primary goals are to shave tokens and collect bitches. They have setup bases in all of Discord, 4chan, Reddit and possibly the CIA.

I heard Devknob and Yammy are the leaders of Cat Mafia. Those mafkrs are scary as shit.

by YammyThaGod February 18, 2018

the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.

"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."

by Grigs February 7, 2012

storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.

Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.

by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do things that seem weird to us but seems normal in their feline heads.

John: Dude why is your cat sitting on my pizza
Joe: Idk man, its cat logic.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Vegan Cat

A pejorative term used to discredit a a situation or something that would not have naturally occurred unless there was some form of external (usually progressive) intervention.

Person A (Virtue Signalling): Did you hear that there's going to be a Down Syndrome drag show?
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.

by Centauri_ September 21, 2019