When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020
Get the Credit Cardedmug. by Too-lazy-to-think-of-username March 4, 2017
Get the trump cardmug. This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
Get the Pants-cardmug. The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.
John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011
Get the The Serious Cardmug. Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!
Antonio: There's one bad thing...
Julio: What?
Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.
Julio: OH SHIT!!
Antonio: There's one bad thing...
Julio: What?
Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.
Julio: OH SHIT!!
by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012
Get the Green Cardmug. My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.
by theclew August 27, 2013
Get the Red Cardmug. When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.
There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:
Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.
High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.
Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.
Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:
Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.
High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.
Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.
Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
by Vig Monster August 21, 2011
Get the Baseball Cardsmug.