Capitalism

THE lie.

Sure, capitalism works. Only when they want it to.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

Capicity

When you have the audacity to say something extremely wrong or "cap" as the word says.

Noel: Mr. Narrator has the serious capicity to say that the president commited election fraud
Shein: Ikr
Mr. Narrator: HE COMMITED ELECTION FRAUD

by Omega Hood February 24, 2022

Capitalist

someone whos is a victim of stockholm syndrome

"Yes I am a capitalist, hey don't call 911, I cant afford an ambulance!"

by Dr.Quackers March 1, 2022

Sports Capital of the world

boston

The only city to win a championship in all 4 north american sport leagues. It is therefore the Sports Capital of the world.

by Shittsburgh Penguins suck September 13, 2011

Anarcho-Capitalism

Being an assfuck to shitty management and getting fired because you know the business wasn't worth your time in the first place, or being a diehard for a good business because we all know how rare a decent workplace is.

Anarcho-Capitalism: Ancap is 'murican as fuck!!

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

Capcomization

A word derived from the name of video game giant Capcom. Capcom is known for making creative games and then releasing a new game in the series with a new number and or word attached but little actual change worthy of being a sequal.

Megaman, Street Fighter II, Resident Evil are all game franchises that have been victims of capcomization.

by ugh November 25, 2004

capitalism

1. The economic system of 99% of the world.

2. The reason you can drive Porsches and Lamborghinis instead of rusty pieces of shit.

3. The only way to be truly individualistic without having to worry about having your organs being cooked on a frying pan tomorrow or the government breaking down your doors and killing your entire family.

4. The only economic system where you have an opportunity to be wealthy instead of shit poor like the rest of your neighbors.

5. The only economic system where society, technology, and the ingenuity advances as a whole.

Socialists like to believe that everyone will do their civic duty and contribute to society, and the people who do not will be punished by people as a whole. But what they don't understand is that humanity will always be greedy, and while they will for a time happily work themselves to death for "society," they will eventually disregard their duties and not work unless compensation is involved.

Communists like to believe that with the trusty government watching their back, nothing will happen to them. But what they don't realize is that one word to come out at the wrong place at the wrong time will get them in prison and beaten and whipped.

Anarchists like to believe that with no government watching their backs, everybody will do the right thing. But what they don't understand is that humanity is a violent species (like all animals) and without a set of governing laws or any set jobs, then we will revert to our prehistoric state and every idea humanity has ever thought of will just be thrown out the window.

Every single economic/governing system mentioned here is a leech of capitalism.

by IamRonPaul June 26, 2014