Cackspiel

The description of the stupid things that people say.

That guy talks a lot of cackspiel

by Magnazoid August 14, 2009

Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.

Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!

by laurakii October 1, 2010

Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

by currrrnt October 11, 2010

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

Canus

The art of inserting a cactus into one's anus.

I hated this nub so much I wanted to canus him.

by Flavid December 3, 2011

canus

Idiot who likes to headbutt people when he doesn't know how else to respond.

Did you see the way he headbutted Overcast? Canus is fucking crazy.

by Lashlol November 7, 2012