CPL

Cyber-athlete Professional League: the Netgamers official sport league.

now, that's some reason for sofa slugs and gameheads to ..eh..jump for joy?..no, they'll just crawl and bring more tacos and brewskis to celebrate!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

CPS

Confidential Pussy Services

CPS is a world renowned pussy inspection service, which has won many awards including the Golden Pus public service trophy. CPS has over 1200 branches worldwide and specialise in gynecology, abortions, and other 'pussy-intrusive' services.

I went to CPS and they got that damn grape out! Even the vacuum cleaner couldn't!

by President of CPS December 24, 2008

CPG

Cell Phone Gay - When someone is with another person or group of people and they are glued to thier cell phones ignoring everything around them.

God get rid of the cellphone you're acting like such a CPG

by Falsechoes February 1, 2010

CPJ

Creamy Pussy Juices...(usually smooth and silky)

Kendra and Cassie have silky and smooth CPJ's

by c dubbbs September 20, 2006

cpa

"Certified Professional Asshole", used for describing someone is extremely talented at being an asshole

Gary's been the CPA at our school for two years now!

by MissSara December 30, 2008

CPR

CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.

"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."

by Thatsexyfirefighter May 8, 2018

CPA

the region lying in Central Pennsylvania (Phille in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, Alabama in the middle)

"Hey where are you all from?"

"Oh, Us?, we are from CPA"

by GBug March 7, 2007