Counter-Strike

The thing that pwns you.

Counter-Strike>you

by teh November 1, 2003

counter intelligence

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

by azure July 8, 2004

Counterstrike

Counterstrike is the first add-on pack for Command & Conquer: Red Alert. It adds new units to Red Alert such as Wonderdogs and Super Jets, as well as giving players new missions and unlocking the secret of the Ant Missions hinted at in the original Red Alert manual.

No, not Counter-Strike, the wildly-popular Half-Life modification. Counterstrike. For Red Alert.

by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005

Counterstrike

A mixed shot containing 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Tequila.
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking

Man... that last round of Counterstrikes really fucked me up. I'm gone.

by SmokeyJ February 20, 2005

Counter

a person who counts everything in their relationship

My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.

by Broman3 January 18, 2010

counterculture

An imaginary state of being. While many social groups define themselves as "counterculture" the only truly counterculture people are geeks, nerds, etc. The only true way to be counterculture is to smile kindly and sincerely at everyone and dress appropriately for the situation.

Fake counterculture guy: I love Black Flag. I have a mohawk.
Real counterculture guy: I love opera. I wear clothes that fit.

by AquaMarina March 24, 2007

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by patrickthegreat1 October 24, 2007