Concerta

A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.

I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.

Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.

That's the shitty side though.

Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.

Need to take my concerta before my lecture, otherwise i won't understand a damn thing.

by ik shit March 31, 2016

To whom it may concern

Bad news

To whom it may concern,

You're fired.

-Corporate

by Doctor Battas May 24, 2009

Concert Choir

Concert choir is a group of choir members performing to a huge amount of audiences. Usually a "middle" level choir class, but some schools offer it as "advanced" level. Almost always plays with accompanist and includes different moods depending on the piece.

Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.

Concert choir has the most members than other groups.

I am in Concert Choir, but today, I am also in Chamber Singers.

by filipino4lyfe October 31, 2009

Connered

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

ConnerCock

The Act Of Gripping The Chicken So Hard That Pimples Appear

Jo: Have You Seen Conner's ConnerCock
Britain: Yes

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow August 26, 2022

conmerge

Any way of combining two wood products together, whether combining two wood piles into one or stapling two pieces of paper together.

Class, please conmerge your papers to the desk.

by PolarisDiB January 27, 2005

Connecticut Chimp

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.

I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.

by clydemonet February 1, 2010