Open Condom Style

When you don't seriously give a f. when having sex with a women. Common when you party without a condom on your pocket, when your too drunk too put it on or simply when it breaks.

Friend: Dude so did you do that chick last night?!
Me: Of course man!
Friend: Did you use protection?
Me: Hell no! Open Condom Style!
Friend: Dude...

by marco28793 September 23, 2012

Weed Flavored Condom

A green condom that tastes like weed.

ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.

by Polish Stallionette November 12, 2010

Gum Condom

When you don't have time to buy a condom, so you make one out of your gum.

Dude, I didn't have a rubber, so I pulled out my double bubble, and made a gum condom! Best sex I ever had!

by kingklaus January 24, 2010

eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.

Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.

by tosh18 January 16, 2011

sand condom

a lubricated condom covered in sand used for anal sex

Susie cheated on my so i sand condomed her ass last night, thats gunna be painful in the morning.

by kris o July 20, 2007

hershey condom

a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom

Dude I fucked that girl with a hershey condom.

by hershey condom December 14, 2009

body condom

A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.

1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.

2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010