shit on my clit

The phrase “shit on my clit” is derived from “suck my dick”—but it sports a clever rhyme and equally disgusting connotation. It was first discovered in Barrington, Rhode Island in 2010.

The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.

It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.

Expressing extreme frustration:
“Shit on my clit!”

With sarcasm:
“Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”

Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”

by br33n March 22, 2011

Client

A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.

Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!

by Doc Emmett Brown May 17, 2005

CLIT-EATER

Someone who eats a clitoris

Man Homy over der is a clit-eater

by AC May 2, 2003

big clit energy

when a female radiates big dick energy, she has big clit energy.

1: “have you met the new girl?”
2: “yeah, major big clit energy”

by p33n3r May 31, 2019

clit litter

the pubic hairs of an unshaven vagina

I wanted to go down but there was way too much clit litter.

by its420in702247365 January 18, 2008

purple clit

When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.

I had so much trouble getting my girlfriend off last night. She was so mad about getting purple clit that she refused to go down on me after.

by Quink September 6, 2007

Clit Hanger

When a guy is hanging out with 5 girls in a room with a bunkbed, and all concerned feel in the mood for some fun, and want an orgy. so as to avoid exclusion, the clit hanger was born. Two girls kneel over on the top bunk, one on the bottom bunk, and the other two lying face up underneath the bunk. the guy then enters the the middle girl with his mister, the two upper girls with his hands - he needs to hold tight tho so he doesnt fall and hurt himself - and into the bottom two with his feet, as though he were putting on slippers. He then must pleasure all five without touching the ground.

Dude i stayed in a hostle over the weekend but the TV broke so we just had a Clit Hanger.

by maxman93 November 4, 2010