Get better

A phrase commonly used to encourage either yourself, or someone else, to "Get Better!".
Also commonly used to mock someone for being a complete retard and bolloxing something up completely.
Must be said as loudly as possible give the situation and muct be repeated by everyone within ear shot.

Hah hah hah, he tripped over his own feet. GET BETTER!

by Morchild August 9, 2006

BUTTERFACE

A girl with an exceptionally hot body but an exceptionally ugly face. Everything but-her-face is attractive.

Damn look at the cans on that girl butterface would scare small children and large dogs away.

by zie April 28, 2003

battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003

pug butter

The nasty blackish-brown goo that can be found inside a pug dog's nosefold. Has the unfortunate tendency to stain anything it comes into contact with.

Ugh! That pug rubbed his face on my jeans and smeared them with pug butter!

by yvonne likes cookies May 5, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

Butterscotching

The act of taking peanut butter (creamy or chunky), warming it in a bowl, then spreading it on a man's dick. Then, after the peanut butter is applied, cannon fucking a woman's (or man's depending on your preference) asshole until orgasm. Then, as the final move, felching the peanut butter cum mix out of said ass.

When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.

Hey, wanna go butterscotching later?

Sure, chunky or creamy?

by OmniJesus January 19, 2010

Cutting butter

The act of accidentally taking a short cut, when a longer route was planned.

By Charles' calculations it would take about 30 minutes to walk to the the local discotheque.

As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.

12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'

by Eug_2000 June 12, 2013