bonkei

a slang word for bonk (slang for sex)

Calvin just tried to have a bonkei with Kain! They haven't even reached a month dating yet!

by kentarow October 21, 2021

Bonkey

A term used to define the act of self pleasure whilst taking a shit on the toilet

Damn, I really enjoyed that bonkey this morning.

by Bonkey123 November 19, 2021

bonker

bonker is a rare piece and people worship them. They are funny, smart and always the life of the party.
Be like a bonker!

Damn, she is definitely a bonker.

by prin4t November 20, 2021

Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.

VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.

by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021

Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.

"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"

by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021

bJonk

bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.

The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.

P1: “You SIMP! Off to horny jail you go!”

P2: “NO- don’t bJonk me!”

P1: “bjOnk”

by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021

Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021