Bonestalk

When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk

Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym

by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022

Boney

An adjective, formed from the noun bonehead. Can mean a variety of things based on how you use it in a sentence, but overall means cringe, weird, awkward, or stupid. Boney can also range from being offensive to only a lighthearted term. Someone being loud, funny and silly can be called boney, but a person who you do not like and really sucks can also be boney. It can be used to describe a lot of things, a situation, a person, or even objects. A few terms that can also be used with the word boney are "Bones Galore", "Boney AF", "Bonehead", and anything else you desire, because boney can be used however you want it to be!

ESTABLISHED 2016 by Susie

"That outfit is boney af" (Her outfit is ugly) "Ok you are being so boney right now" (Someone is being annoying) "This meal is hella boney" (The food is gross)

by Susie C December 11, 2021

Compliment boner

When you're throwing so many compliments around that the recipient gets aroused.

You keep telling me how awesome I am and I'm going to get a compliment boner.

by Yomommasbae August 21, 2015

Briggsy Bongos

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.

Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.

by False Buttocks July 30, 2017

Rusty Bong

When a man is getting a blowjob and the partner lights their anal pubes with a lighter in the same fashion as lighting the weed on a bong

So me and my boyfriend were experimenting the other night and tried the rusty bong

by SlippyNipLewis February 18, 2018

bone to pick

something to argue about, a matter to discuss

Joe sounded angry when he said, "I have a bone to pick with you."

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012