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non useful body

A term used by US Navy personnel most often in the form of the acronym "nub" to describe new personnel aboard a submarine who have not yet qualified for submarines. Typically useless for anything other than cleaning, taking out the trash, and making fun of on watch.

Term is often mistaken by nubs to be synonymous with noob.
Keane: Non useful body... I don't know what's so offensive. Man, I called this one nub a nub and he's like "It's not 'nub,' it's 'noob.' I almost tased that little punk.

Finney: Why didn't you?

Keane: I didn't want to deal with all the taser acquisition forms.

Finney: What about... Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee?
by ET1Keane November 14, 2010
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Theology of the Body

A way of looking at sex and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.
We live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires... and we believe that, "Flat is where it's at"... not knowing that there was another way to drive a car... the Theology of the Body helps us to re-inflate our tires! And shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of sex!
by Casey Ross February 7, 2006
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Alpha Kenny Body

That little phrase you use to make your friend say "Ill fuck anybody"
Johnny: Hey dude read this phrase outloud
Tod: Alpha Kenny Body.
Johnny: Stupid Bitch.
by TeBraxPlus November 18, 2020
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over my dead body

This phrase is a verbal objection to a proposed action, claiming that the author/speaker is willing to fight with every ounce of their life to prevent the action.
You want to take my kids away from me? Over my dead body!

*whips out a shotgun*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Full Body Scam

When instead of choosing to get groped by TSA officials, one chooses the full body scam. This is where everyone thinks that a machine takes revealing pictures of passengers to find dangerous items. But in fact, they are using these pictures to benefit the porn industry.
Guy: "hey I saw a playboy magazine the other day and I swear one chick had the exact same body as my girlfriend!"
Friend: "has she been on a plane recently?"
Guy: "ya just a couple of months ago! Why?"
Friend: "she must be a victim of the full body scam"
Guy: "those bastards!"
by leopard07 December 14, 2010
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hottie with a body

Someone who not only has a beautiful face, but a great looking body.
"Dude! Hottie with a body at 11 o'clock!"
by rararag January 23, 2007
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F-Body

Riceboys haven't yet learned not to mess with an f-body.
by A-Web August 5, 2005
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