blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004

blonde brittany

Gets played by Bo Jangles while receiving 10 anal beads.

Blonde Brittany goes home every weekend to be molested by Bo Jangles, while she takes 10 anal beads from Z-unit.

by jerome mascowitz February 28, 2005

dumb blonde

usually a very hot female with big breasts. And never has any idea what is going on unless she is shaking her booty.

me: murrin, I'm going to have sex with you tomaro.

murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!

me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!

by notlad December 31, 2007

Blonde Mafia

Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.

There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.

by Blonde Mafia June 18, 2006

blond

next to al the other definitions of blond, blond is also a type of hash / hasj (and hasj is marihuana pressed together and has a brown color)

''ey homie, where can I get blond ?''
''Ya better go to Holland, there they sell it legally''

by Chilltyperiod October 23, 2005

blondin

A goo chewer that constantly stirs the pot. Usually someone from Kingston's wrong side of the tracks.

Man that guy pulled a blondin with that email he sent...

by doleh April 1, 2008

Bottle Blonde

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!

Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde

by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009