Blessthefall 2.5

Blessthefall 2.5 are an awesome post-harcore band, who are famous on the website tumblr. They are well known for their single 'God Wears Gucci Skirts', and have toured with the likes of The Devil Wears Prada Shoes and All Time Low 2.5

Person A:"Blessthefall 2.5 are coming to town!!"
Person B: "ARE THEY THE BAND OFF TUMBLR?!"
Person A: "YES!!!"
Person B: "WOOOO LETS GO!"

by btf 2.5 fan!! October 25, 2009

Blessed

A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.

Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!

by Mashwans May 27, 2010

Cherry Blossom

When a man shits in a girls vagina while she is on her period. He then penetrates the vagina and as he pulls out he will most likely have a mixture of brown and red clunks on his penis. He then makes the girl perform oral while he eats her vagina. Thus making it the "Cherry Blossom"

-Did you hear what Kyle did to Heather? - Yes I have, I heard it was a huge and smelly mess! - Not according to Him, he says it looked like a Cherry Blossom!

by Charly Starscream December 6, 2011

love blossom

another term that can be substituted for marijuana, dagga, ganja, dakka, herb, weed, greenery, giggle weed, the doctor, love bud, giggle bud, giggle blossom

Gigg: Have you kissed the love blossom?
Sis: Yo Gigg, and the sweet sweet buds have talked to me.

by Jack Weed November 25, 2006

blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007

Blossomer

A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.

Jenny is such a blossomer, just because shes finally hot doesn't mean she can rub it in our face!

by jogape August 20, 2013

get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021