That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

is better than

A thing, which is better than other thing.

"I heard that gun is better than a knife."

by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Better

Better than most people at most things and the best at this by all available metrics.

Hym "What has Elon ever done other than dump money in to imitations of things that already exist? Dump money into other people's ideas and horde the credit for himself? Did he invented banking? No. Electric cars? No. Rockets? No. AI? No. He didn't. That was me! Because I AM BETTER. He said he did. But he didn't. And then he paid people to get in from of a camera and pretend he's not a retard. And now you're kids lives are at risk because he doesn't want to stop pretending. I'm never going to let this go. And I'm nothing if not incessant. The longer I wait, the less of a punishment imprisonment will be. The longer it takes, the less likely I am to let your kids live after I've gotten my money. Don't let a retard throw your kids life down the drain so he can play pretend."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024