beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.

So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!

by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016

Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.

I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.

by Rellov January 17, 2017

The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019

Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.

Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.

by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013