Baked face

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

by It's yo mom May 27, 2016

Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out

I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell

by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017

baked_orange0

a person who is incapable of missing and is the best embodiment of freedom. Conpacs is also obsessed with him and likes to join his lives.

Baked_orange0 never misses

by Baked orange February 14, 2021

team baked

One of the most unstoppable PK teams out there (when we're not high on fuckin balls), the only team to poop on them is Moose Unit.

Dude: yo i heard team baked just beat team notorious pkers in a full out 5 vs 50. Chick: yeah Xth Kakashi took out 49.5 of them and W X V X W left cus he got 6 def on accident

by TeaLeavesSon September 8, 2009

Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018

sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

Water Based Tea

Water Based Tea is the best drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Water Based Tea is a complete winner who has a ton of high achieving goals and plenty opportunities of success. Water Based Tea Drinkers are strong life forms and could knock out anyone (especially Milk Based Tea Drinkers easily) The leader of Water Based Tea gang is “Ginger Snap Ganon” who is a famous Italian mobster/ rapper/youtuber/mixed martial artist. Ginger is so good at martial arts that it has been reported he whooped the ass of Milk Based Tea leader “Gomank” in the streets of Brighton. Water Based Tea has a ton of supporters, prominent examples include famous Latin American Reggaeton artist Jose Herrera aka “Jatari” and Emo artist “Rose Boy”. Ginger Snap Ganon is running representing the Water Based Tea party along with his vice “Rose Boy”. Water Based Tea is far superior to Milk Based Tea.

He drinks Water Based Tea? Oh, his dick is big

by Rose Boy October 22, 2020