Basic Ass White Bitch

A white Plain Jane so basic, average, and ordinary that is only considered attractive through racist Asian beauty standards just because she is white, has blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. These Nordic, Scandinavian, or Eastern European features erases all her plainness in Asian society as her one-way ticket to the ultimate White-Privilege in Asia.

These Basic Ass White Bitches are fetishized and worshiped in Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea.

You'll see them in tons of Asian advertisements and music videos so the same Asians will blow money for their cheap-ass products, since Asian businesses can't afford to hire attractive non-white models or actresses for their marketing.

Sometimes Asians will walk up to these Basic Ass White Bitches to take a photo with them like they're some sort of celebrity from Hollywood.

"Oh that white girl is so beautiful with her blonde hair, blue eyes, and light skin. She should be a super model here in Japan doing car commercials."

"Oh I want to plant an Asian baby in that sexy white girl." (Laughs)

"I think I saw her star in a K-Pop or Visual Kei music video before as the role of the love interest? Such a gorgeous white girl, she must be famous where she's from!"

"Ooh that gum advertisement is using a white golden-hair goddess as their marketing strategy! I think I'll buy some even if I don't like gum, but what the hell?! A white goddess was chewing some, so I'll buy some anyways!"

"AH HELL NAH?! What the hell is wrong with you blind Asian-Nazi Mofos? That is one Basic Ass White Bitch ya tripping balls over?! She ain't no freaking Helen of Troy?!"

"Dude the last time I traveled to Tokyo, I saw nothing but advertisements with these Basic Ass White Bitches everywhere even at Hostess clubs? I felt more like I was in Nazi-Germany than Japan?"

by ForRealz? May 18, 2017

Basian

A mix race between a black person and an Asian.

If its a chick, a must lay.

She will be tight as an asian but crazy like black!!!

My gf is a basian and now I'm in Heaven.

by Bud Wise December 8, 2004

basic cat

A basic cat is a cat that you can find in your backyard. A basic cat is primarily a tabby or an American Shorthair.

Basic cats are what basic people own. A cat shelter is usually occupied by basic cats. Basic cats can be lazy or violent, depending on the area of the city of which it was a stray.

A basic cat thinks that it is better than any other cat, when in fact, they are the worst of the breeds.

"What kind of cat do you have, Sally?"
"I have an orange tabby."
"You're basic, just like your basic cat."

by DenDenfromtheTeletubbies April 15, 2014

Basement Baby

A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!

My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.

by Bishnuu October 19, 2015

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

basic facebook slut

Any simple whore on Facebook Who throws themselves at men. Obviously trashy and unrefined, she typically preys on men in relationships and pursues them vehemently. She attempts to sway them with nudes and sexual talk. She will also lie about her current relationship status because that's what they do. .

Unsophisticated.

Thirsty
Transparent motives

Mandi is a basic Facebook slut. That's the only way she can get attention.

by cawkstar June 14, 2014

basic

Noun.

1. A person who does not relate to or understand the experiences/realizations that one might have while under the influence of LSD, which is also known as acid.

2. One not currently under the influence of LSD.

I was just on the front patio looking up at my big orange house, feeling my chest with my shirt off, when these basic couch surfers come out the front door and look at me like I'm a freak or something.

by antoniothomasbee May 23, 2015