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Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
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National bald head day

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass
by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019
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bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.
"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"
by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024
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bald

jesse is bald
by toefeet April 10, 2020
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bald

jesse is bald
by toefeet April 10, 2020
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bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.
The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.
by Alex Franses May 20, 2024
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