Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here

Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here

by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016

Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.

"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Snoopish December 4, 2016

bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.

That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.

by bageler123 November 17, 2015

pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

by NiceWaters December 20, 2015

bagel

a word often used to name people with olive skin

Jimmy: Hey that bagel over there is looking cute.

Tom: Who, Angela? yeah she's alright

by amydidit March 23, 2016

Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

by Lume9797 March 24, 2016

NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018