Beef Stool

1. A sensible name for a new addition to your family

2. A cute name for a new pet

Me: Hey sis, that's a beautiful kitten you have there, what's his name?

Sister: Beef Stool

Me: that's such a cute name

Sister: Thanks

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

beef head

Someone with an incredibaly large head

If there head looks to big for thier body they are a beef head

by Davo September 9, 2003

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom May 9, 2011

Beef Wings

The large labia that protrude from a woman's vagina.

Also see: Lobster Pot
That bitch had some big beef wings. They were hanging out from both sides of her thong.

by Chris A. P. February 1, 2007

beef cigar

a dick,the male sex organ

jose is gonna hit the beef cigar

by DR FERN November 17, 2004

BEEF CLIT

A hoe that gets smashed so much her clit is swollen outward

Gavin : let's smash
Haley : No me beef clit is sore

by Dr. BEEF September 8, 2018

Beef Curtains

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.

See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.

by Leo. October 20, 2003