Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.

I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe

by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

by 305 mexican October 27, 2007

Man Beads

Necklaces or bracelets made of carved peices of wood or bone. Typically worn by surfers, mountain climbers and legit guys that like adventure.Metrosexual teenage boys going through an identity crisis will often wear man beads to look like a surfer.

Ryder is a legit wearer of man beads because he's good at surfing and lives in New Zealand.

Chris can't surf and lives in Kansas but he dresses like a surfer by wearing hollister and man beads.

by StoneyWolf January 13, 2011

Love beads

Beads worn by a man or woman to show that they are commited to a life of love and not war and killing.

Those love beads are cool.

by Deep blue 2012 March 15, 2010

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.

Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."

by mike87111 January 1, 2012

Eating beans

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially innapropriate. Comes from the meme “this ni**a eating beans”.

Articuno said some dumb shit, so I told him he was eating beans.

by Luje45 April 5, 2019