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Pontiac Aztek

One of the most ugliest cars to ever roll out of GM. The overall design looks horrible, but don't let the ugliness fool you. It has a decent top speed, a powerful V6 engine and not to mention its very roomy too. If you bought yours new, there's a chance it came with a camping tent you can attach to the back lift gate. Some people claim this car to basically be a Pontiac Montana on crack. It has actually seen an increase in popularity due to Walter White driving one on Breaking Bad.
Guy 1: Hey what kind of car are you driving?

Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.

Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!

Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!
by Firebirdy1999 July 6, 2014
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Badass person, loyal when in relationship, kind, smart, hard to get & crazy person
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Asian Americans living in the white suburbian towns. AznCrackers usually hang out with white people and have often lost their Asian cultural customs. Usually, AznCrackers drive Japanese cars, date white girls, do fairly well on the SATs, and are determined to get into more than one Ivy league schools.
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An anime so funny it makes you cry.
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Cruz Azul

A mexican soccer team located in Mexico City and is the third most popular team in the country behind Chivas and America and is in fourth place in Championships behind Chivas, America and Toluca
"I don't go for Chivas or America, I perfer Cruz Azul."
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