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Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay
Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
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Asshole

A jerk, is well, just that--a jerk. Someone who disrupts others and takes pleasure in it. We have all met jerks and know one, when we see one.

But an asshole, is someone who regularly and forcibly takes total delight in being a jerk.
'He was more than a jerk. He was a real asshole'.
by Heuristical January 16, 2022
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assholesaurus

A person who has their head up their ass and is ignorant
Those assholesaurus are near my window again talking shit from their ass
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Assholery

The act of being someone who unironically likes Creep by Radiohead.
Also defined as the action of manipulating and gaslighting minors who you have or have had romantic feelings towards as an adult.
Vince committed assholery against some of the best people I know.
by skdjfjdihdhkdhsndj May 8, 2022
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asshole

suddenly remembering the capital of south korea

asshole is an expression used when someone remembers the capital of south korea
guy: what the is capital of south korea.
someone else: i don't know broe
guy: asshole!
someone else: oh yeah
by rher November 24, 2022
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Rauncho Asshole

1) An absolutely disgusting object or situation.
2) A filthy rectum. Not always deemed as such by observation of said rectum, but by general knowledge of a certain person's general hygiene.
3) A type of hotsauce.
1) Dude, that Wendy's we went to last night was Rauncho Asshole.
2) Get your Rauncho Asshole off my property, you filthy hippy!
3) Dude, my burger needs some Rauncho Asshole.
by Tommy Daniel July 2, 2008
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Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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