arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

by Karlos April 1, 2004

smart arse

A smart ass with a particularly dry wit.

Damon of eHacked.forums.com

by toybot March 9, 2005

my arse

Captain PK's arse

PK: 'My Arse!!!'

by bob April 7, 2004

Arse Hole

A word comonly used to descride neds or other dumbassed life forms (Rangers Fans And Old People)

"look At The State Of That Arse Hole"
"Uh Oh Here Comes The Arse Hole Brigade"

by Ricin_dude October 9, 2003

rat-arsed

Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.

Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.

by Dal's Heed May 9, 2008

Grassy Arse

What a Spanish person gets from sitting in a field

Jack: What does a Spanish person get from sitting in a field?
Alex: I don't know, what?
Jack: A Grassy Arse

by Stroooker November 14, 2017

arse fez

Being a variation on the expletive/insult "ass hat." Coined on the flash animation Weebl (and sometimes Weebl's friend Bob).

(Bob having won a game of I Spy)
Weebl: Arse fez!

by C. Taylor April 16, 2008