Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals

Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close

by metscwd June 15, 2023

a long way from home

to comsume a heroic amount of a psychoactive drug, thus resulting in total unawareness of current surroundings. in simpler terms, your head is doing some serious overtime, while your ass is still planted on your buddies couch.

did you see johnny last night? holy shit, he ate 5 caps and dropped 7 fucking tabs of acid. he was a long way from home, dude.

by kbizzy December 28, 2007

drinking alone

Something very lonely and sad people do. A person that very badly needs a woman in his life.

I’m drinking alone cause I’m too lazy to date.

by Hitchette October 29, 2017

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*

never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

Alondra

Mother fucker bitch ass peon

She’s a peon bitch

Alondra is a annoying piece of shit

by Alondra is shit January 16, 2020