Abe kinnie

Literally someone who kins Abe without even trying example my dad he looks like abe

Look at that tall ass man that’s a whole Abe kinnie

by Fart 🤣 March 17, 2021

AB&G

Happiest restaurant owned by the happiest man in town

I need a reason to be happy. Let’s go to the AB&G!

by Leopards14 July 1, 2022

Abes

A name commonly used in the Filipino Language, A person who is required and ready to do their Job.

Do you know Her? Her Last Name Is Abes
Oh So She's Smart!

by BlahBlahRoblox January 17, 2022

Shinzo Abe Special

An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.

Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.

Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!

by EternalSoldier December 4, 2024

Abe Vigoda Syndrome

When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Abe-ing

When you edge and accidentally fart and make yourself cum

Person 1: dude i just edged and accidentally farted and made myself cum

Person: na u abe-ing

by Picklechip7 December 17, 2023

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016