Articles

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.

Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.

by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012

artist

A person who knows no sleeps. They spend their days scribbling on a piece of paper wondering if they are good enough. Sometimes they will go outside, but not too long after they will retreat back inside their safe houses. They spend hours of their day telling themselves how much of a piece of trash they are and how they have no talent. If you meet one in person they will not speak nor will they spent much time in the outside. They are a rare type of person to see. If you find yourself inside their house you will see that is it filled with markers and paints and pencils and pens and sketchbooks from wall to wall. In their kitchen you will see coffee and energy drinks. That is what they thrive on. That is an artist.

That person looks like an artist. They look like they get no sleep so they have to be an artist.

by I’m an artist. May 12, 2020

Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

by Blueseal6 September 1, 2011

keratin enhancement artist

A person, Female or Male whos occupation it is to manicure, pedicure, maintain or enhance finger and toe nails with acrylic, gel, or fabric wrap.

when you go to get your nails done you go to a keratin enhancement artist

by rlm June 3, 2007

make up artist

Anyone who randomly makes shit up for shear entertainment of hearing them self talk. For example a complusive or pathological liar.

Listen to Doug talkin all dat bullshit. He's a ol' make up artist from way back.

by Nate Blaszczyk January 24, 2008

Artia

To be strong and very sexy, yet smart and witty, Usually fall for a Caleb

Wow listen to that Artia sing. Wo that Artia and Caleb look amazing together!

by Thewhitegawd May 10, 2018

Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

by ShleppordsforLife October 23, 2011