Anson

He likes stinky Canadian Geese with fungous titties

Yo look at what Anson is doing
Bob: lol that's an Anson

by Lowkey2004 January 24, 2018

Anshul

An Anshul is mostly lost, clueless, and has the personality of a stick thin stoner from the hills. The kind of douchebag that shouts out "420 blaze it!" right before he lights up a joint. Consistently spews out utter bullshit in the name of wisdom. Seeing an Anshul makes you want to ask any existent superior being the question "Why?"

Guy 1: *hits blunt* "420 blaze it! Just looking at the sky is inspiring my being right now."

Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up, stop being such an Anshul, and pass that shit."

by FuckYeahTwice February 25, 2017

anslema

It's a type of STD.

Doctor: "I'm sorry. The test for Anslema came out positive."
Girl: *SCREAMS*

by Bexxy July 1, 2008

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011

The Answer

Calculated by the most intelligent computer.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

by apione May 1, 2005

ansheera

The remains of the lost after the fire of the night swallows them hole.

My friend became an asheera when she went to the forest of the night.

by Umbra February 19, 2004

Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008