root wad

: Fucking her hard

; Putting it all in her

Ex. You ain't root wadding her, are you?

Ex. I'm gonna root wad my bitch tonight.

by G slag June 20, 2022

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root boosted

hair that is backcombed/teased and therefore very big and full of volume. most scenes/emos root boost their hair.

vanessa: describe your hair to me, vince
vince noir: basic backcomb structure, slightly root boosted, frame and a cheeky fringe
vanessa: very nice!!!

by vInCeLoVeRxXx January 4, 2010

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King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

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root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019

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The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.

1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"

by anonymous July 16, 2024

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