many a slip between the cup and the lip 

Generally refers to a situation where things did not happen at the last minute the way they were expected to due to unforseen reasons

I was to get a raise this year, but it didnt happen due to the merger.
Well my friend, there is many a slip between the cup and the lip!

many a slip between the cup and the lip by Vishal Dhaliwal September 22, 2006

mang-a-szeezh 

An exclamation of disappointed surprise.

Pizza Shop owner: We're sorry, but you'll have to wait another 45 minutes for your pizza that was supposed to be there already.
Me: Mang-A-Szeezh!

mang-a-szeezh by Raw Guru July 17, 2011

Mannacc 'a Maronn 

"Mannacc a Maronn" is one of the most used imprecations in the south of Italy, especially in Naples. It's a synonym of "Oh, Jesus!".

Mannacc = Mannaggia in italian= damn
a=the
Maronn= Madonna in italian= Mary Virgin, god's mum

(something fells off your hands) "Mannacc 'a Maronn! what a shame!"

Mannacc 'a Maronn by peppp____ March 21, 2021

manage a twat 

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.

After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!

manage a twat by John Melidi September 8, 2006

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

mans got a text 

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island

mans got a text

mans got a text by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb 

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016