swag

what people who masturbate do.
Slap, Whack and Grab

by pr0nguy September 16, 2003

Swag

The definition of swag is Jon D.

Jon is swag.
Swag is Jon.

by jerseyygirrl April 13, 2008

Swag

Ignant as heck.

Ricky: Ay ain't I Lookin' swag?

Nicholas: No you look ignant.

by Datpiff66 April 16, 2011

swag

ultimate dope-ness

hey man, you know those guys nellie and hollie, they're so swag!

by heyman690 July 8, 2011

swag

the essence of having or possessing incredible amounts of swag. swag is self-referential therefore it can't be proven. swag just is; either you have it or you don't.

Guy 1: "How do i get swag?"
Guy 2: "You can't just go 'get' swag. It just happens one day. Or you could go get a bitchin snapback."

by MaxPeck September 14, 2011

Swag

Something that only the coolest people can possess. Something that makes you look sick. Without swag, you appear as a loser.

Ryan: Parker has so much swag
Parker: Yeah, but James has no swag!
James: Stop making fun of me!

by scoobyboy29 May 14, 2012

swag

something we all got? no. something we Africans got? no. something we Americans got? no. Something we ASIANS got. YES.

WHITE BOY: hey, did you know swag is something we all got?

ASIAN BOY:n FUCK NO. It's something we ASIANS got.

by still_deciding May 5, 2012