Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.

Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.

by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011

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Kamikaze troll

A trolling technique in which a troll makes a final attempt at pissing people off by revealing their identity as a troll so people know that their valuable time has been wasted arguing online with a bridge dweller.

John: Nobody is reacting to my stupid comments online, they just keep explaining things calmly and providing links with sources, what do I do?
Rob: How long have you been arguing?
John: Almost two hours!
Rob: Perfect, it's time to unleash the kamikaze troll!

by Nibor Mloc September 4, 2016

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ER Troll

one who frequents the ER regularly in search of pain medications.

That ER Troll wants more dilaudid.

by jerry's kids March 20, 2009

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meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

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low troll

An internet troll that does a low effort job trolling people.

He's a low troll and shouldn't be taken seriously.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 14, 2020

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Traffic Troll

Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.

That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.

by Defenitions June 20, 2010

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