Jersey Smile

When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.

Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen

by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019

Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

The Jersey throw

The Jersey throw is when a Jersey man throws his cum at a opposing Jersey man for dominance

He who will love lady will be beaten by The Jersey throw

by L. O. L February 22, 2021

Jersey Fuck

A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.

"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"

by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013