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New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010
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New Zealand

The only place where a strangers ya mate and ya mate is a cunt.
Sup cunt, who's this?
Its my cousin, don't worry, he is from New Zealand bro
Oh sup mate
by JaYkeO September 1, 2011
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New Zealander

people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia
New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!
by Katarina October 8, 2005
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Zalaan

Zalaan=Awesome... DUHH
by DeVoNaNnIe June 29, 2011
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Old Zealand

Noun
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.
“Old Zealand isn’t real
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
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new zealand canteen

Having anal sex in geographical regions that partain to both hot and snowy weather in the same season.
Geography teacher:"Stacy got a New Zealand Canteen on vacation in Europe, now tell me class what places could she have been to?"
by cokenbollz October 18, 2008
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Zealand

The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.
Wow he's awesome, he must be a Zealand.
by Izja March 6, 2021
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