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repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.
Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.
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man im tellin you im house depressed.
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National depressed day

On November 14 2019 is national depressed day if u have gone trough a lot let it all out on November 14 2019
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Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.
Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?
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depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.
Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.
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depressedticles

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.
"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"
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