An entitled, highly opinionated, self-absorbed individual that makes needless and unwarranted bad reviews on Yelp! to attempt to inflict harm on a business or service provider. Also known as an asshole on Yelp!
by toomuchadam April 7, 2015
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I was trying to find a coffee shop but all of the reviews were just existential rambling. It was very yelpful.
by hipstare January 24, 2010
Get the yelpful mug.The term used for the collection of people, on your Yelp friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.
Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"
Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Yelpokemon"
John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"
Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Yelpokemon"
John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"
by Yelper May 21, 2009
Get the Yelpokemon mug.A yelpslut is a woman that uses the website talk threads to meet men and cheat on boyfriends or spouses.
They check into bars, so they can get inebriated with yelpers before they have sexual relations with men from yelp.
Yelpsluts typically post provocative photos, such as cleavage and wearing lingerie and devil horns, to come hither males for sexual exploitation.
These women ignore their children and jobs for yelpstick.
They check into bars, so they can get inebriated with yelpers before they have sexual relations with men from yelp.
Yelpsluts typically post provocative photos, such as cleavage and wearing lingerie and devil horns, to come hither males for sexual exploitation.
These women ignore their children and jobs for yelpstick.
Jen K. and Bella D. are two big yelpsluts that are constantly checking into bars.
Marie K. is usually bumping yelp booties when she is not on the threads.
Marie K. is usually bumping yelp booties when she is not on the threads.
by sofish December 13, 2012
Get the Yelpslut mug.A yelp reviewer who visits a location many times with no positive reviews, then upon a single negative experience will leave a bad review.
Also, someone who uses yelp only when they have a bad experience, ie a vengeance yelper.
Also, someone who uses yelp only when they have a bad experience, ie a vengeance yelper.
example review from a yelptard: "I have been coming to this place for years, however the last time I was there I got a dirty fork, so for my first review of this business I am leaving a one-star review"
by rwatts May 10, 2014
Get the yelptard mug.a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
by coocoomike March 1, 2009
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