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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
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good yard

"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"

Night = Yard.

Don't ask me, ask Apple.
by iexies October 11, 2017
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Half a Yard

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.
"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."
by Belmo October 3, 2009
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yadi-yadi-ya

is something you can say if someone is talking to you and you are fed up with them talking or if someone saying something that you are not interrested in
Theresa: "Dave you shouldn't drink that much, its unhealthy."
Shelby: "Yeah Theresa is right dinking is bad."
Theresa: "And there are so many other things you can do that are fun, that have no drinking involved."
Dave: "yadi-yadi-ya"

or

Mother: "I told you, if you get up late, you have to hurry. Now you will probably come to late"
Son: "Well all the yadi-yadi-ya is not helping me is it?!"
by APhilThoN May 3, 2009
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Yadingading

When talking about Redneck / Hillbilly country.

It is meant to be a term imitating the banjo music - from the Deliverance movie.
Those people are from yadingading country.
by Tiddalik August 27, 2009
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yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.
This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?
by Fuschia Geranium Maggot November 21, 2016
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Yadish

Yadish, A Large Amount Of Penis
*Jim* “Yo You Want To Go Get Some Yadish Dequavis?”
*Dequavis* “Yeah I am Down For Some Yadish Let’s Go!”
by Dee yadish nuts January 18, 2022
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