Thrashing Wumpus

1. Thrashing Wumpus - Magic The Gathering - Tap 1 Swamp: Thrashing Wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

2. Thrashing Wumpus - Sex move - After fucking your girl in the ass she lets out a succession of fart noises creating the noise a Thrashing Wumpus would make.

1. Young wumpuses are malevolent and vicious - but they grow out of it.

2. Dude! I drew a Thrashing Wumpus last night; my girl's ass was all like "Wump wump wump wump"!

by [e-mail] October 1, 2010

snuggy wumpus

Cuddly wumpus, any person, place, animal or thing that fits the bill ie.

1. Loved one

2. Comfy bed

3. My dog Cosmo

4. Fur coat
Something that readily qualifies as irrisitable to the touch with merely the anticipation of how soft it may be. Cuddly, comfy, cozy, warm and inviting.

1. The snuggy wumpus is elusive, a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, a buried treasure a golden egg laying goose. Those who seek the snuggy wumpus do not always find, those who have found the snuggy wumpus do not always recognize it. 2. My snuggy wumpus has teeth, and claws but that is insignificant to compared to how soft he is and his ability to nuzzle. 3. Being the creature of comfort that I am, I forever seek the snuggiest of wumpuses .

by Wordley Lamarr October 20, 2017

Diary of a wimpy kid Double Down

a really dope book

have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down

by SpedXdriver April 26, 2022

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

wampyr

The term 'Wampyr' is German for 'Vampire'
Usually always connected in the sentence
"Nosferatu...Das Wampire"
with translates to
"Nosferatu...The Vampire

Simpsons Treehouse of horror IV

WIGGUM
We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy...

LISA
They're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead: Nosferatu, Das Wampyr!...A vampire!

by Anjelic_Omen January 11, 2005

Wompy

A odd or off shaped object.

That football is shaped all wompy

by WhiteBoy1117 April 30, 2016