would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

by MongusMongus July 30, 2023

would you drown in her pool?

A way of asking would you make out with that girl by pretending to drown and then getting some when she preforms cpr. i.e. the movie THe Sandlot

A: Would you Drown in her pool?
B: Any day.

by crjohn323 March 19, 2010

would'a

The proper contraction of the two words 'would' and 'have'. The meaning of the world is equivalent to the phrase "would have".

If I was on the same road as O.J. I would'a hopped outta my car and screamed "Go OJ Goooooo!!!!!!!"

by would'a September 8, 2013

Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

Would your mom like it?

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

by SoFat July 15, 2010

Would you like French fries with that?

The most often repeated line delivered by drama school graduates in Los Angeles

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve

Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve is a masterpiece of a song written by the amazing Taylor Swift. It is more than a song but a monologue waiting to be said, loud and clear. It is a song that describes how one her past relationships with a man who was much older than her continues to haunt her despite her ending it and starting fresh, the way it has made her lose sleep and the way it always finds a way to come back to her. She indirectly says that she regrets this in the form of poetic song lyrics whose meaning is often overlooked.

Person 1: ‘would’ve could’ve should’ve is such a good song!’
Person 2: ‘yeah’

by bigbigtaylorswiftfan March 10, 2023